Two Wheels And Tweed

Social Club

Bored Directors

Lord Dustin

CEO of

Deputy Director, Department of Sticky Things.

Sigmund Hendricks

Bored Psychiatrist and Philosopher

​"If you're dressed up like a clown and lit up like a circus tent, nobody's going to miss you."

Dr. McGillicuddy a,k.a. Peach Whisky

Keeper of the flask.

Miss Mandy

Chief Executive Officer

Does most of the Admiral's work.

Lady Katherine the Modest

Purveyor of the feast

Glides around the Pre-Tweed Social

showing off her hors d'oeuvre's.

Lady Godman of the Davenport Godmans

Deputy Director, Ministry of Silly Walks

Sir Willems

Seargent Without Arms

Security Director. Spends most of his time trying to steal a kiss from Katherine.

​Baroness Von Harper

Floral director


 Admiral Nelson

Chairman of the Bored

Spends most of his day dusting off his Bix Biederbecke record collection.

Itzhak Bobbit

Bored Accountant

Itzhak: Let me understand. They put up all the money. I do all the work. What, if you don't mind my asking, would you do?

Admiral Nelson: I'd make sure it's known the company's in business. I'd see that it had a certain panache. That's what I'm good at. Not the work, not the work... the presentation. 

Baroness Von Deetz

Seamstress for the band